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Ten sexual fantasies you have fulfilled/Ten sexual fantasies you have yet to fulfilled
It’s funnier if you guess?

1. The Watcher Academy Headmaster’s wife

2. The Watcher Academy Headmaster’s daughter

3. The Watcher Academy Headmaster.

4. A Slayer

5. A Werewolf in the week before a change

6. Drinking Vampire blood without being fed on. If ( Read more... )

How about what I *don’t* see?

( Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life. )